Heating Up

Curly Sue and Boris' torrid love affair is full-blown. And they're not very covert. With the heavy flirting and frequent visits, everyone (including their bosses) has their suspicions.

I was told, "Boris is in love with Curly Sue." My take: Boris is a control freak. He texts her when he gets up in the morning, when he leaves for work, and then he calls and talks to her during the commute to work, and calls her work phone once she gets to her desk in the morning. They have lunch together every day so I'm sure there are more calls/IM's/visits in between. Then the calls and texts start all over again when he leaves work for the day.

Curly Sue gave everyone quite a scare yesterday. She and her co-workers went to a Chinese place for lunch that served seafood. Seeing as how she's allergic to seafood, she didn't order any, but the restaurant must have cooked her food in the same pan or something, for she had a serious allergic reaction that called for the use of an EpiPen and emergency trip to the doctor. Thankfully, she was okay, but her boss ordered her to go home and rest for the day.

One guess as to who gave her a ride home. Yes, indeed. Curly Sue, her husband, and Boris spent the afternoon together. How awkward would that be?!? Apparently, Boris and Curly Sue's husband have met before when they've gone out to a bar, but STILL. It's only a matter of time...

Oh, and when I asked why Curly Sue's husband didn't pick her up, I learned they share one car and there's a good possibility he's not even a licensed driver because he got a DUI and I highly doubt he paid the $600 to get his license re-instated. It's not like he has a job he needs to get to!