Heating Up

Curly Sue and Boris' torrid love affair is full-blown. And they're not very covert. With the heavy flirting and frequent visits, everyone (including their bosses) has their suspicions.

I was told, "Boris is in love with Curly Sue." My take: Boris is a control freak. He texts her when he gets up in the morning, when he leaves for work, and then he calls and talks to her during the commute to work, and calls her work phone once she gets to her desk in the morning. They have lunch together every day so I'm sure there are more calls/IM's/visits in between. Then the calls and texts start all over again when he leaves work for the day.

Curly Sue gave everyone quite a scare yesterday. She and her co-workers went to a Chinese place for lunch that served seafood. Seeing as how she's allergic to seafood, she didn't order any, but the restaurant must have cooked her food in the same pan or something, for she had a serious allergic reaction that called for the use of an EpiPen and emergency trip to the doctor. Thankfully, she was okay, but her boss ordered her to go home and rest for the day.

One guess as to who gave her a ride home. Yes, indeed. Curly Sue, her husband, and Boris spent the afternoon together. How awkward would that be?!? Apparently, Boris and Curly Sue's husband have met before when they've gone out to a bar, but STILL. It's only a matter of time...

Oh, and when I asked why Curly Sue's husband didn't pick her up, I learned they share one car and there's a good possibility he's not even a licensed driver because he got a DUI and I highly doubt he paid the $600 to get his license re-instated. It's not like he has a job he needs to get to!

All About the Drama

Just as I'd hoped, things got a helluva lot more interesting 'round here. I found out why Curly Sue was in tears earlier this week. Last Friday after work, Curly Sue and Boris went to Buffalo Wild Wings where the spicy wings beer worked as an aphrodisiac and they ended up getting a hotel room. Scandalous! Apparently there had been one kiss that took place prior to that, but that was all the further it had gone.

So it turns out Boris is indeed happily married, contrary to the evidence, and has told Curly Sue he wishes he would've met her before his wife. However, Boris also claims to feel no remorse. Strange, no? I'm not sure where Curly Sue stands, but perhaps this will make her realize she married a loser. You know, since being married for a year, half of which they spent separated and drawing up divorce papers over him concealing financial debt didn't seem to do the trick.

One has no regret and one has a deadbeat husband. What do you think the odds are of this being a one-time thing?