One Step Away From Jerry Springer

I've got an update on Curly Sue. Surely, this will come as a surprise to...no one. Last weekend she was enjoying a peaceful afternoon at home when a strange woman walked into her home saying she was looking for Douchebag Husband. Well, it didn't take long for Curly Sue to fit together the pieces of the oh-so-mysterious puzzle. Turns out, Douchebag Husband has been sleeping with this woman for a year now (she claims to have no knowledge he was married) so Curly Sue told her, "Hey, this man has no job, no money, no car. You can have him."

For everyone's sake, let's hope she goes through with the divorce this time.

Curly Sue remains pessimistic about the odds of Boris leaving his wife, but hey, this could be a whole new ballgame now that she's a single woman on the prowl. Meow!!