Above the Belt

In my previous post, I mentioned all the black, too-small t-shirts, piercings, and tattoos we encountered at the bar. We were all dumbfounded by this trend: low-rise pants for guys. We saw it more than once, but there was one guy in particular with tight, black pants and a black belt with metal studs sitting halfway down his ass. It clearly was intentional since his short, red t-shirt neglected to cover his gray boxer shorts. One of the guys GC knows phrased it best when he said: "If you go to grab his ass, where do you go? Above or below the belt?"