What I Did This Weekend

Scrubbed grout out of my bathtub
Did 4 loads of laundry
Had disappointing meal at California Pizza Kitchen
Started watching the first season of Nip/Tuck
Saw Semi-Pro; it was semi-okay
Took Brody for a walk in the rain
Received a text from that Jason guy
Started shopping for a new computer
Pigged out at Perkins
Pigged out on greasy food from Santana's
Thought about working out
Decided to forgo working out in favor of a three hour nap
Got a lecture on the importance of a 401(k) by parents
Replenished my diet soda supply
Watched Marley play inside a paper bag for hours
Spent $54 on a tank of gas
Watched a couple episodes of Lipstick Jungle (so far, not impressed nor entertained, prefer Cashmere Mafia)
Slept in 'til noon

Sounds enthralling, huh?

p.s. This morning I've learned Mrs. Boris was out of town last evening as Curly Sue and co-workers went out to the bar and then back to the Boris residence for the after-bar. Details to follow.