Tricks or Treats?

I forgot to wear my Halloween sweater today - you know the one adorned with jack-o-lanterns front-to-back and the arched black cat in the lower right-hand corner. If I know you, and I think I do, you're sporting a festive deer-hunter orange sweater similar to mine as we speak. Let's face it, orange is a flattering color, is it not? At lunch I felt a pang of jealousy when this woman walked by with a tiny felt pumpkin top attached to her chin with a velcro strap - nearly mistook her for the real thing.