Mind Your Own Beeswax

Requests for more Deborah stories are pouring in by the dozens. Ok, maybe one or two is more like it...

My gchat conversation with TheGuy yesterday afternoon:

TheGuy: How is Deborah?

Me: Hmm, what did she do today? She started freaking out when I rolled down my car window just a crack because she's terrified a bee is going to enter into her car and sting her.

TheGuy: Like fake freaking out as in a joke or a serious OMG?

Me: OMG

TheGuy: lol

Me: One of her old cars didn't have air conditioning so even on super hot and humid days, she refused to roll down her window for fear of bees, bugs, etc so she'd be sweating buckets in her car.

She once got into an accident because a moth was flying around in her car and since she felt stupid (understandably), she told everyone it was a bee.

TheGuy: Wow, she sounds like she's really living life to the fullest.

Me: Yeah, you don't know the half of it!