I Prefer My Cereal Without a Side of Nausea, Thank You

I seriously can't stomach watching the local morning news. The news anchors try so hard to be funny that it actually makes me physically ill. Can't they see they are the only ones laughing at their jokes? The worst is when they feebly come up with segways that make absolutely no sense. This was the one I heard this morning: "[such and such]...is perfection. And speaking of perfection, we now go to Jonathan Yuhas with the weather."

Maybe it's just me, but I don't find their lame attempt at humor the least bit amusing, especially not at 6 am. Perhaps I should inform them we don't expect them to be comedians. Just deliver news, dammit!