Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Deborah Does Grammar

"Why doesn't nobody feel sorry for me?"

"Ouch! That hurted!"

"Nothin's not going over."

"I tripped and almost felled."

"That's mine's."

"He balded his head." (balded = shaved)

6 comments:

MD said...

LOVE IT!!!!

MD said...

By the way, I have another coworker that now rivals Gloria. This one is in her late fifties and throws pouting fits. When she thinks she gets too much work (which is whenever she gets ANY work) her face turns bright red, she puckers up her face, and stomps around the lab. Seriously, I wanted to take a picture of her face today before it imploded like a collapsing star.

Suneer said...

She from US?
That one was funny, almost like what we heard our vernacular Teachers speak in School!

wearingthepants said...

Wow, perhaps your HR department needs help! What kind of people do they hire?!?

I can't compete with your similes: "imploded like a collapsing star." Classic!

wearingthepants said...

Hahaha, yes Suneer, born and raised in the US, if you can believe it!!

MD said...

My group definitely has it's flaws hiring people. One of our new temps just asked me today if I was good at math and physics. When asked why she'd ask me such a random question, she replied that Asians are usually good at both of those and she wanted to see if I was a "real" asian. We've also had a temp who at the age of 22, was dating with a 56 year old man and would put on her deodorant in the office area each morning. Let's not forget the big lug who got fired for googling porn and looking at it using the google image tab to get around our firewall.