The Night of Grape Apes & Stripper Smell

So last night was kind of horrible. 3 1/2 grape ape shots within 15 minutes, I was "in the bag" as an old college friend loved to say. It was not a pleasant experience! I walked home from the bar, which I have never done before, but it was nice out and the fresh air helped. But I have never felt so dizzy and disoriented in my life.

Before my early departure, I was with two guy friends of mine and we passed a woman on the street, who apparently had "stripper smell." Unaware such a thing existed, I asked for clarification. They both claimed it is the smell of really expensive perfume, when a woman's body is covered from head-to-toe. Hmmm...her perfume had a very sweet aroma!